Chocolate Nipple Spread

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Complete with applicator! Gourmet chocolate flavoured spread for chocoholics who can spice things up their favourite way....

There are many dessert ideas to choose from that are detailed on the back of the pack: Slippery Nipple Ripple, Tasty Titty Truffle Treat, Nut Choc Nipple Nibble, Nipple Bocker Glory and Banana Split.

Instructions on use:
Warm the Knife before Spreading: Cold steel can have a shrinking effect on the subject matter.

Never over sharpen blade, especially if used by those who are prone to: sneezing attacks, nervous ticks, slashing fantasies, or DEAD DRUNK!

Microwavable: After warming, check for correct temperature by applying slowly, and using the "SCREAM" test!

Price: £6.12 (Including VAT at 17.5% )






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